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A Bear & A Beer

posted 7/15/2007 4:51:59 PM |
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A bear walks into a bar in Billings Montana, steps up to the bar and says, “Bartender, give me a beer”.
The bartender calmly says, “We don’t serve beer to bears in Billings Montana.
The bear growls, slams his paw on the bar and says, “Give me a beer”.
The bartender says, “We don’t serve beer to belligerent bears in Billings Montana.
The bear hauls off and slaps the patron sitting on the stool beside him, knocking him off the stool and unconscious, slams his paw on the bar again and again saying, “Give me a beer”.
The bartender replies, “We don’t serve beer to belligerent bully bears in Billings Montana.
The bears growls louder than before and says, “If you don’t give me a beer I’m going to eat that woman sitting at the end of the bar”.
The bartender simply shrugs his shoulders so the bear walks to the end of the bar, devours the woman and walks back to where the bartender is standing and once more demands, “Give me a beer”.
The bartender replies, “We don’t serve beer to belligerent bully bears on drugs in Billings Montana”.
The bear glares at the bartender and yells, “What do you mean I’m on drugs”.
The bartender coolly answers, “That was a bar bitch you ate”.


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DesertSmile

Jul 15 @ 5:03PM  
Ouch..........I think I was in that bar in Billings once
bkaw810

Jul 15 @ 5:07PM  
that is f----in funny
buatbu

Jul 15 @ 5:26PM  
Good one
HollyHummy

Jul 15 @ 5:33PM  
to funny
Ewe_Wish

Jul 15 @ 5:33PM  
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Fckmhrdtnght

Jul 15 @ 6:19PM  
maggiemae1969

Jul 15 @ 8:53PM  
ha ha
LJRite69

Jul 15 @ 11:35PM  

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