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posted 7/15/2007 4:48:26 AM |
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  miacaress

There are 3 girls that are in the bar one night partying, one blonde, one brunette, and one red head. After a while and flowing drinks the blonde stands up on the table and clears her throat asking for the crowds attention. "Attention all... "Who is gonna fuck me cuz i am drunk". The blonde is helped down by one of the guys in the bar and is lead out the door. The brunette looks around seeing the crowd and begins to think to herself on how easy that was for the blonde to find someone to fuck. So after a few more drinks the brunette stands up on the table and clears her throat asking for the crowds attention. "Attention all... "Have all the blondes left yet?" The guys around the table look around and finally a guy reaches up and helps the brunette down from the table and lead her to the door. Passing the redhead as she is walking back in. The red head clears her throat and says "Who's Next?".

And now you have learned the mating calls.......
thank god i am a redhead


***ps.. if you are blonde or brunette please don't take offense none was meant***

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Ashinatrix

Jul 15 @ 11:28AM  
one blonde
this is where I knew it was gonna turn bad
OdysseusMI

Jul 15 @ 12:37PM  
Okay, I guess I don't get it. And I'm a red-head.



















PrincessKissy

Jul 15 @ 12:48PM  
I gotta say, this red head doesn't get it either
OdysseusMI

Jul 15 @ 1:15PM  
I gotta say, this red head doesn't get it either

Maybe the whole point of it is just that: Red-heads DON'T get it.
MissMisty

Jul 15 @ 4:25PM  
I didn't get it either but I didn't want yall laughing at my blonde ass so I didn't say nuffin !!!!!
miacaress

Jul 16 @ 12:58AM  
Okay, I guess I don't get it. And I'm a red-head.

ummmm the red head didn't have to make an annoucement... it isn't that good if you have to explain it

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