Just some one liners to help all of us guys ? No Women Allowed !!! posted 7/15/2007 2:45:31 AM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: joke

toddbrdtt

Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A. A cherry float.

Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A. BEAT IT - we're closed.

Q. What's the difference between sin and shame?
A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A. 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Q. What's another name for pickled bread?
A. Dill-dough.

Q. What's the difference between light and hard?
A. You can sleep with a light on.

Q. Why is sex like a bridge game?
A. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

Q. Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A. Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

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