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Alligators and Old Ladies

posted 7/14/2007 6:47:11 PM |
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  PrincessKissy

A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!" So the man says, "But my gator here does a really cool trick..."

The bartender says "Well then, lets see!" So the man whips out his dick and shoves it in the gators mouth. He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it. A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch.

He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to try?" An old lady raises her hand and says..."Sure, but don't hit me with that stick."

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ValentineGirl214

Jul 14 @ 6:50PM  
Hadn't heard that one before!!!
bkaw810

Jul 14 @ 6:51PM  
tabuthekat

Jul 14 @ 6:53PM  
That was great
casuallylooking

Jul 14 @ 7:02PM  
Oh MY Gosh!!! lmao
borachone

Jul 14 @ 7:05PM  
heard a different version of the same basic story this one is funnier
toddbrdtt

Jul 14 @ 7:07PM  
That is so funny !!!!
maggiemae1969

Jul 14 @ 7:12PM  
too cute
ladybootscooter

Jul 14 @ 7:33PM  
Good one!!
sumdaysoon

Jul 14 @ 7:50PM  
haven't heard that one.......
ynot7769

Jul 14 @ 7:55PM  
been a longgg time since i heard that
Ewe_Wish

Jul 14 @ 9:03PM  
NachoBaby

Jul 14 @ 11:10PM  
Ohh it's obvious I live in my own little world.. (where it's nice and quiet and people don't bug me) cuz I read that four times before I got it..

it's true.. he who laughs last.. didn't get the joke.
HER_NIGHTMARE

Jul 14 @ 11:37PM  
Took me a few seconds to get it.

Then I lol'd.
CrazyCraveman

Jul 15 @ 12:07AM  
He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to try?" An old lady raises her hand and says..."Sure, but don't hit me with that stick."


What PK failed to tell everyone.....


She was the old lady...
Loveyoulongtime2

Jul 15 @ 12:44AM  
That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.
luv2liclst

Jul 15 @ 1:54AM  
tittle like that! knew it was a must read!
Argit01

Jul 15 @ 2:37AM  
You're a sick twisted woman but I love you!
MissMisty

Jul 15 @ 11:53AM  
bandengor

Jul 16 @ 9:20AM  
max49

Jul 17 @ 11:22AM  

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