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posted 7/14/2007 1:22:51 AM |
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Larry, Curly, and Moe are on a ship that sinks and they find themselves adrift in the Pacific. They spot land and eventually make it to shore. They are then greeted by the island's cannibal inhabitants--who take them to see their king.

The king informs them that they must pass a test or they will be killed and eaten.

"First you must each go into the jungle and find some of our island's fruits. You must each bring back ten of the same fruit. Go now!!"

So off they go in search of fruit. Larry finds an apple tree and picks ten ripe apples and brings them back before the king.

The king says to Larry "In order to pass the test you must shove all ten apples up your butt without making a sound. If you make a noise you will be killed"

Try as he may Larry grimaces loudly trying to insert the first apple. The natives quickly kill him and throw him into the pot to cook.

Curly comes running out of the woods with ten berries. The king says to him "You must pass the test or be killed. You must shove all ten berries up your butt and do not make a sound or you will be killed!"

Curly thinks to himself "This is EASY!" He shoves berry after berry up his butt in total silence but when he gets to the ninth berry he bursts out laughing. The natives kill him and throw him into the pot with Larry.

Larry then meets Curly in heaven.

Larry says to Curly "Hey man you had it MADE!! Why on earth did you start laughing??"

Curly says to Larry "I couldn't help it....I saw Moe coming out of the jungle carrying pineapples!"

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TattooedRawkStar

Jul 14 @ 1:27AM  
LMFAO!!! That's good stuff!
loveableone

Jul 14 @ 1:28AM  
Thats a good one, never heard it before! Thanks for the laugh!
baldbychoice2kx

Jul 14 @ 1:13PM  


Definitely a good one!

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