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posted 7/13/2007 8:50:51 PM |
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  MissMisty

A New York judge is presiding over the divorce proceedings of a Jewish couple. When the final papers have been signed and the divorce is complete the woman thanks the judge and says, "Now I have to arrange for a Ghet."

The judge inquires what she means by a Ghet. So, the woman explains that a Ghet is a religious ceremony required under the Jewish religion in order to receive a divorce recognized by the Jewish faith.

The judge says, "You mean a religious ceremony like a Bris?" (circumcision)

She replies, "Yes, very similar, only in this case you get rid of the entire Prick."

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Ewe_Wish

Jul 13 @ 9:01PM  
Oh i love it kinda reminds me of the diet i went on in 15 minutes in court i got rid of 190 lbs of useless fat. Kudos.
loveableone

Jul 13 @ 9:02PM  
Thats awesome
ladybootscooter

Jul 13 @ 9:04PM  
Good one!!!!

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