I love to be awaken by having my pussy eaten. No matter how little I have slept or what mood I was in when I went to bed. When my man eats me in the morning I always have a great day.
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Ashinatrix
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Jul 13 @ 5:34PM
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Pussy!!! It's not just for breakfast anymore!!!!!!!! 
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Mobey9696
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Jul 13 @ 5:38PM
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Same goes for a guy......nothing better than waking up with your dick in a girls mouth. Makes for a good day
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decaturnooner
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Jul 13 @ 5:49PM
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 I really don't like waking up with a pussy in my mouth or my cock in her mouth. Usually I have to piss early in the morning and I have morning breath.
I prefer...
A mutual shower
then...
A solid wake up nutritional boost (coffee, juice, breakfast, etc...) and reading the paper with CNBC on in the background while...
she is servicing me sexually
Funny, I have yet to find this first thing in the morning 
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tabuthekat
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Jul 13 @ 5:53PM
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decatur...OMG.say it isn't so! You are the first man that I have ever heard that didn't like a blow job first thing in the mornings..Please oh please say it isn't so
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decaturnooner
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Jul 13 @ 5:55PM
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How would I really know? It ended when she said, "I do"
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max49
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Jul 13 @ 6:12PM
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Mmm I love to wake up and have pussy for breakfast...or lunch...or dinner...and snacks in between.  
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tetons
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Jul 13 @ 6:54PM
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sorry to co-opt the comment, but decatur; what does morning breath have to do with anything? you get over that, and maybe you'll enjoy yourself. 
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chocolatemilf
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Jul 13 @ 7:09PM
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Many of you who have read my comments already know this.......I LOVE being the menu.......any time of day............it does not matter................ 
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dumblonde
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Jul 13 @ 7:42PM
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really...if someone is downstairs...i am not worried about their breath...
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decaturnooner
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Jul 13 @ 7:51PM
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Maybe I just like to kiss too much...
I guess that is why I just can't seem to get laid (cough)
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slohand_47
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Jul 13 @ 8:17PM
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Decatur..... you're looking at this the wrong way. You sound frustratred about what YOU"RE not getting. You got to give a little to get a little.
Tomorrow morning if you wake up first........ kiss your way across her thigh and keep on going. Give her a morning wake up she won't forget for a while. When she's done, quit. YOU HEARD ME. Quit. This one's for her. IF you have any sort of relationship left, I'd say she will return the favor when you least expect it.
Courting does not END with I do.
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Ashinatrix
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Jul 13 @ 8:51PM
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It ended when she said, "I do"
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decaturnooner
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Jul 13 @ 8:52PM
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Dear Slo -
The reason I am here is that I give and give and give and she takes and takes and takes. After years of this, the thrill is indeed gone.
Thanks for the advice but that isn't my situation in the least.
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Ashinatrix
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Jul 13 @ 8:53PM
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as for morning breath......do what I do.....keep some mints or stong mint gum on the bedside table...... 
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Ashinatrix
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Jul 13 @ 8:54PM
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no offense slo.........but if you dont know his situation.....then youre not exactly qualified to comment on it.......just sayin' 
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TattooedRawkStar
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Jul 13 @ 8:56PM
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Courting does not END with I do.
No, but all too often, good fuckin' does.
There is nothing in the world like sex (oral OR otherwise) so early in the morning that you're not fully awake yet... But with the caveat that the girl must be stealthy. If I get morning head on my morning wood, that's great... But even better is when she's careful not to move the bed, sheets, or anything else for that matter, so that I am FULLY asleep right up until the moment those slippery lips slide on down. Gotta be careful; remove the boxers with EXTREME sneakiness. Cast aside the sheets & blanket with a smooth, slow hand. See, usually as soon as she fumbles with the hole in the front of the boxers, I'm awake. FULLY. I'm no idiot; I know what's going on here... But to do it with stealth? So my first sense of the day is tongue touching shaft, and a closed mouth around it already?
 Wow. Thank you.
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Lisa46
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Jul 13 @ 8:59PM
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sorry but I LOVE being woke up by his mouth!!
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CrazyCraveman
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Jul 13 @ 10:43PM
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So, ummmmmmmmm...what do you women think of waking up with a hard cock in your pussy...cuz I love to wake up in the middle of the night with a raging hard-on and giving to her! 
Then again, I also like to lick her pussy...ass...tits...or just start rubbin' or fingerin'...and yes, I love bein' awaken with her sucking my cock...
Best alarm clock I ever had!!
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your_lover38
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Jul 14 @ 12:09AM
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I used to wake an ex up like that....first time I did that to her she woke up just as it hit....it blew her mind as no one had ever woke her up like that before! 
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TattooedRawkStar
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Jul 14 @ 1:16AM
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BTW, I coined a phrase a few years ago for the wake-up blowjob, and I'd like to pass it on to you fine folks; it's always nice to hear a stranger use my phrase... Somebody once felt that way about "donkeypunch" and "the shocker", so here goes...
It's called the "French Alarm Clock".
I'm also inspired to a new blog about sexual euphemisms...
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