Periods.
A.K.A: The Red Menace, Aunt Flo and other euphemisms that us women use to cover up the fact that they bring such misery every 3,5 or 7 days out of the month.Also with that,we get the crankiness,tenderness,swelling,bloating,the f*cking cravings(I put emphasis on that because I'm most bezerk for sweets right around that time of the month.Right now its Twix bars-anyway)and most of all horniness.
At the moment,I'd hump a hobo on the corner because I'm so frisky around this time.Everything is so sensitive and heightened around that time,and its the best time in my opinion to do it because it feels short of amazing....yet,how do you deal?As in,what do you do when you're approached by someone who's interesting enough to have sex with?I mean,some guys get annoyed enough when you reject them,even if it is a legitimate reason.Or do you say, "O Hay there,we can screw! What about that string downthere?Aw,thats just your imagination."
Is there a way to work around the ick-factor when dealing with sex during periods?Is there a way to even have sex during your period without you being icked out by it?
I tried sex once on my period and it was heavenly but the mess...lets not even go there.The guy I was with was a good sport about it because he's just a cool guy like that,but what about the guys who you come across who wouldn't even kiss you because they're so anal-retentive about contact,except short of sex.Trust me,those kinds of guys exist,but I digress.Whats a convincing argument that you can use in favor of sex during your menses?I'm tired of trying to cover myself everytime.
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ladybootscooter
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Jul 13 @ 4:47PM
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Try getting a cup. It's a small latex cup made like a diaphragm can be worn during sex while on period, no mess, just all the pleasure.
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chocolatemilf
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Jul 13 @ 4:48PM
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THIS WILL NOT HELP..REPEAT WILL NOT HELP....But I am hotter than a whore on shore during that time.........the mess is a bitch but turn off the lights and have at it .............you can soak in cold water and get a 1 to 2 hour reprieve from the menace..but then it's back to flo jo.......so use candlelight and shower him off in the candlelight......he won't mind..I PROMISE........And guys.....get into it...we are horny BEASTS during the dreaded time of the month......... 
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darthmaul
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Jul 13 @ 5:02PM
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Try getting a cup. It's a small latex cup made like a diaphragm can be worn during sex while on period, no mess, just all the pleasure.
Huh, who knew? I didn't.
That said I can recall an occasion when my dick came out bloody. I freaked out. I hadn't been told, and irrationally thought I'd been injured. Then rationality took hold, and I realized what was up. Quite unnerving.
If that cup works...well, I'm just a piece up the road from lunanegra, so...
(otherwise I'd aim for the shower in a candle lit situation...but then I'm partial to sex in the shower to begin with)
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Ashinatrix
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Jul 13 @ 5:04PM
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Im with ya chocolate.......if Im not crampin' I'm wantin' it 10 fold!!! I cant stand a man that cant get over it....  Hell.....I'll even clean 'em up afterwards.....what's the big deal??? 
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chocolatemilf
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Jul 13 @ 5:04PM
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Hey LBS...........where might I find one of those cups.........I need it BAD........... 
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ladybootscooter
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Jul 13 @ 5:07PM
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Huh, who knew? I didn't. It's called age and experience baby!
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lunanegra
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Jul 13 @ 5:11PM
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I've actually heard of those menstrual cups before,but I didnt know that you could push them so far up that they would block the flow.Interesting.  Its something I may have to look into,thx Ladyboot.
I think you're onlo the showering thing,Milf- that sounds hot.Woo! Also I like that "whore on the shore" phrase. 
Hey Darth,did you scream like Janet Leigh in Psycho when you saw blood on your dick? To be honest,if I were a dude,I'd be freaked out too.
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tabuthekat
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Jul 13 @ 5:13PM
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Thats when I get the horniest. I could fuck a football team two times and still want more
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lunanegra
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Jul 13 @ 5:15PM
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I wondered myself Ash,but there are some dudes that get freaked out by the mess.But I'm saying though: Us girls don't complain about your jizz all over the place,lol
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lunanegra
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Jul 13 @ 5:18PM
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Thats when I get the horniest. I could fuck a football team two times and still want more Good Lord! 
But yeah,I feel you on that one.
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Mobey9696
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Jul 13 @ 5:24PM
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I've never had a problem with it, in fact it just makes it more lubricated. I find it hard to believe that a "lot" of guys have issues screwing during this time. I mean, I am sure there are some (anal retentive dudes) about thier hygene, but come on, the one thing a guy cares about most is fucking, and I doubt a little mess will scare them off.
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lunanegra
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Jul 13 @ 5:29PM
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Mob- they do exist.I mean,I've deal with men who told me they'd rather let their dog lick their face than kiss or even go down on a woman.So its doubly worse if a woman has a period and there is no request for oral, just vaginal and he still freaks out over it. 
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lunanegra
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Jul 13 @ 5:33PM
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Hey LBS...........where might I find one of those cups.........I need it BAD........... Oh,and Milf if you see this,go here. They're just what you're looking for. I knew about these,but I'm still used to what I have.
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Mobey9696
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Jul 13 @ 5:34PM
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I hear ya, I guess men are getting more and more "metro-sexual". Fine with me, that leaves more women out there who like real men, rather than these sissified excuses of men. I mean really.............you have had guys flat out say no to you solely becuase you were raggin??? That just blows me away. I can understand a guy saying no to oral, but no to just sex..........
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alybai42
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Jul 13 @ 5:37PM
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Towel & condom..If he don't want a mess use a condom..The first day don't come near me After that I want sex.  Sex in the shower or if the tub is big enough works great also. 
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lunanegra
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Jul 13 @ 5:46PM
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Aly,OMG I don't know whether to laugh or to puke at that picture!
And yes,Mob,it has happened to me.Some guys just rather have waited until my monthly was over.However,sometimes I am fortunate enough to have a man who doesn't give a crap. 
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alybai42
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Jul 13 @ 6:02PM
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I was wondering if I should post that picture..It is kind of gross..
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max49
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Jul 13 @ 6:49PM
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It doesn't bother me if it doesn't bother the woman I'm with. Hell it's just nature so what's the big deal... I mean as far as sex during that time of the month. Thought I better clarify that hehehe.
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tetons
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Jul 13 @ 6:50PM
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didn't know guys still freaked out about it. i know i'm older, but so is most everyone else. i thought that was long ago. it's not like it smells or anything. i recall it doesn't taste any different, either. boys!! just have a towel handy.
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decaturnooner
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Jul 13 @ 7:59PM
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I suddenly have hope!
Now if I could just be assured that Lunanegra, LadyBoot, CocoaMilf, The OKAsh, and Tabu were all on different monthly schedules.
I would be set for the year!!! 
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DKXL
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Jul 13 @ 8:22PM
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Hmmmm  Let me think
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ShadowsAngel
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Jul 13 @ 8:36PM
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That little cup is called a "Keeper" ( http://www.thekeeper.com is the URL I believe) and it is marketed as an alternative to pads and tampons. Holds about 1/4 of a cup and it's a WONDERFUL thing to have.
Beyond that... Line the men up around the block because baby when it's THAT Time of the month I am insatiable... and I stay that way for about 3 days after it ends.  
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TattooedRawkStar
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Jul 13 @ 8:46PM
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You are all neglecting to mention a specific issue with "that time of the month" (or, as George Carlin calls it, "having the painters in")... The, umm... odoriferous emanations. "Cups" don't help that. Towels don't help that. Condoms don't help that. The easiest way around all of these problems is to take care of business in the shower; hell, we're well aware that while "riding the cotton pony" you women are friskier than normal (and that's putting it mildly), and sometimes it's worth the wait just for the enthusiasm! So, add to that the elements of soapy boobies and cumming ANYwhere, the shower is the way to go.
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rob25910
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Jul 13 @ 9:24PM
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Well....I know that I'm going to look like a real wuss for saying this, but here goes. I once did it with a woman who was "flowing pretty good", and when I saw my blood covered penis, I'm sorry, but I was grossed out big time. I know menstruation is natural but so is taking a crap or farting, and those aren't pretty either. I've had sex with women after that experience who were "flowing lightly" and I could deal with that. But, I'm sorry, if a woman is really "flowing strong", then I would just rather pass. I do have a strong sex drive and I do love the opposite sex big time, but I have never liked the sight of blood, and I just can't handle seeing my penis covered in blood. Go ahead, call me a wimp. At least I'm not afraid of being honest with you all, and setting myself up for possible scorn. It's just me. Rob
p.s. Pretty wild and funny picture of the bloody guy. Where the heck did you dig that up?
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lunanegra
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Jul 13 @ 10:03PM
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I was wondering if I should post that picture..It is kind of gross..
Gross,yes.Hilarious,yes.
t doesn't bother me if it doesn't bother the woman I'm with. Hell it's just nature so what's the big deal... I mean as far as sex during that time of the month. Thought I better clarify that hehehe. I knew what you meant.
it's not like it smells or anything. i recall it doesn't taste any different, either. It can smell funky,and from what I heard from a friend- it tastes like a mouth full of pennies 
Now if I could just be assured that Lunanegra, LadyBoot, CocoaMilf, The OKAsh, and Tabu were all on different monthly schedules. lol,you're a pimp 
Hmmmm Let me think What about?
That little cup is called a "Keeper" ( http://www.thekeeper.com is the URL I believe) and it is marketed as an alternative to pads and tampons. Holds about 1/4 of a cup and it's a WONDERFUL thing to have. Yup,thats correct.I'm seriously thinking about investing in one.They also save you money on other products as theyre very reuseable.Great for those who want to save waste. 
You are all neglecting to mention a specific issue with "that time of the month" (or, as George Carlin calls it, "having the painters in")... The, umm... odoriferous emanations. "Cups" don't help that. Towels don't help that. Condoms don't help that. The easiest way around all of these problems is to take care of business in the shower; hell, we're well aware that while "riding the cotton pony" you women are friskier than normal (and that's putting it mildly), and sometimes it's worth the wait just for the enthusiasm! So, add to that the elements of soapy boobies and cumming ANYwhere, the shower is the way to go.
I figure cups wont if you're very heavy.Condoms will keep most of the blood off if youre a guy who's squeamish.But about the shower thing- I like to take my time,lol so what happens when the water heater gives out of hot water?
But, I'm sorry, if a woman is really "flowing strong", then I would just rather pass. Some guys who rather stave off until shes lightly flowing are in the right.I'd rather a guy to wait until its slightly dried up;you're not going to get scorned for it. 
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motocrosswrench
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Jul 13 @ 10:05PM
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guys your all missing the a perfect chance to be a king in your own home ( if only for a few days) lay a small towel down, get in a kind of 69 position, you off to the side, her on her back. give her clit oral and play and rub the outer lips, you don't even have to go inside. (unless you want to.) i've had one lady that even gave my number to her sister.their both married, and i only see them once or twice a month. guys learn about it, your ladies will almost beg for your attention. ladies, i've been told that is the most intense orgasm you'll have. it's primal, but i love it.
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lunanegra
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Jul 13 @ 10:12PM
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give her clit oral and play and rub the outer lips, you don't even have to go inside. (unless you want to.) I agree about that,and you can just simply wash your hands when you're done...no problemo.
Oh wait,I assume you meant you eat her out? Oh.
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borachone
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Jul 13 @ 10:18PM
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For all the above stated reasons I too have found this to be the best time to have sex with your woman if some guys don't like it or are turned off by it they don't know what they are missing
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lunanegra
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Jul 13 @ 10:25PM
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if some guys don't like it or are turned off by it they don't know what they are missing Exactly.
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CrazyCraveman
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Jul 13 @ 10:35PM
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I guess some men out there have never heard of...
Soap and water...
Period or not, if she's horny...she's gettin' it...if I'm horny, I'm takin' it...I don't care if she bleeds a little, or a few gallons ...as there ain't nothing wrong with fuckin' when she's on the rag...
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lunanegra
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Jul 13 @ 10:44PM
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Period or not, if she's horny...she's gettin' it...if I'm horny, I'm takin' it...I don't care if she bleeds a little, or a few gallons ...as there ain't nothing wrong with fuckin' when she's on the rag... Word.
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guruvan
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Jul 13 @ 11:10PM
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Condoms will keep most of the blood off if youre a guy who's squeamish that's all fine & good, but there is NO way this qualifies as safe sex. 
if my partner & I are totally monogamous that's fine, otherwise, why ever use a condom?
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Thick8forUn04
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Jul 13 @ 11:20PM
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I have my red wings ,i will rub,finger,and make love to a woman on her period,just no oral at that time.But hey,if she wants some hard cock,i wont deprive her.
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lunanegra
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Jul 13 @ 11:26PM
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that's all fine & good, but there is NO way this qualifies as safe sex. yes,because it doesn't keep you "safe" from the mess? lol
I have my red wings ,i will rub,finger,and make love to a woman on her period,just no oral at that time.But hey,if she wants some hard cock,i wont deprive her. I know you wont let a woman down when it comes to that.
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harborlights
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Jul 13 @ 11:56PM
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Sex in the shower sounds like a good plan!
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lunanegra
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Jul 14 @ 11:20AM
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Sex in the shower sounds like a good plan! I would think so 
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