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  ladybootscooter

Southern Baptists John and Marie went to the same Baptist church.

 Marie went every Sunday and taught Sunday School.
John went on Christmas and Easter and, once in a while, he
went on one of the other Sundays. On one of those Sundays, he was in the pew right behind Marie and he noticed what a fine looking woman she was.
 
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said,
 "Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?"
"Why Yes, John, that would be nice," said Marie.
Well, John couldn't believe his luck.
 
 All week long he polished up his car,
 and on Friday he picked up Marie and took her to dinner,
 the finest restaurant in town.
  
 When they sat down, John looked over at Marie said,
"Hey, Marie, would you like a cocktail before dinner?"
 
"Oh, no, John,"said Marie.
"What would I tell my Sunday School class?"

Well, John was setback a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner.
Then he reached in his pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes.
"Hey, Marie," said John, "Would you like a smoke?"
 "Oh, no, John," said Marie. "What would I tell my Sunday School class?"
  
Well, John was feeling pretty low after that, so he just got in his car
and was driving Marie home when they passed the Holiday Inn. He'd struck out twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose.
"Hey, Marie," said John,
"how would you like to stop at this motel with me?"
"Sure, John, that would be nice," said Marie.
Well, John couldn't believe his luck.
 He did a U-turn right then and there across the median and everything,
 and drove back to the motel and checked in with Marie.

The next morning John got up first.
He looked at Marie lying there in the bed.
"What have I done? What have I done?" thought John. He shook Marie and she woke up. "Marie, I've got to ask you one thing, said John.
"What are you going to tell your Sunday School class?"
 Marie said, "The same thing I always tell them..............
 
 
 
 "You don't have to smoke and drink to have a good time."
 
 
                                

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HollyHummy

Jul 13 @ 2:35PM  
thats priceless!!!
Ashinatrix

Jul 13 @ 2:36PM  
nice.........
MissMisty

Jul 13 @ 2:38PM  
max49

Jul 13 @ 4:26PM  
Hehehe Hahaha

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