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posted 7/13/2007 12:07:35 PM |
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  MissMisty

ok people this is supposed to be funny not pointed at anyone ,,,THIS IS JUST FUNNY...gotta make this clear... my blog jokes seem to upset a certain person...thinks my humor is my opinion ! so here we go !!!


GOT TO LOVE ARKANSAS


A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it till she's 14.


How do you know when you're staying in an Arkansas hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I got a leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."


How can you tell if an Arkansas redneck is married? There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.


Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.


What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Arkansas ........ Documentaries.


An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-30 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"and the driver replies " 'Bout wut?"


Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? (Come on- this is funny!) The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.


The governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down! Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books - poof! up in flames, and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.


A new law was recently passed in Arkansas . When a couple gets divorced,they are STILL cousins.


A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya? "No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania " The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania ?" "I'm a taxidermist," said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man says,"I mount animals." The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us

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PrincessKissy

Jul 13 @ 12:16PM  
Makes me have fond memories of Rutt *wipes a tear from her eye*
ladybootscooter

Jul 13 @ 12:17PM  
your_lover38

Jul 13 @ 12:39PM  
A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it till she's 14.

Ashinatrix

Jul 13 @ 12:48PM  
I am soooooo movin' to Arkansas!!!!!
max49

Jul 13 @ 1:11PM  
LMFAO....
31sunshine

Jul 13 @ 1:57PM  
I don't care if you have the worst sense of humor to some...I still think this is great!1
Lisa46

Jul 13 @ 2:41PM  
hey I like them!
lovablejon67

Jul 13 @ 4:00PM  
haha very good!
tetons

Jul 13 @ 6:30PM  
They're still cousins!
borachone

Jul 13 @ 7:23PM  
It's ok boys he's one of us


It's ok so am I
funny stuff MM

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