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The love story of Ralph and Edna

posted 7/13/2007 9:29:41 AM |
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  ladybootscooter

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"



 
 

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max49

Jul 13 @ 9:42AM  
Well Momma always said not to leave wet clothes laying around so I would have hung old Ralph up to dry as well. Good one sugar...
luckymonkey2

Jul 13 @ 10:00AM  
I think it considerate that she chose not to put him in the drier. Clunk, clunk, clunk.
Lisa46

Jul 13 @ 10:25AM  
I would love to put a few men up to dry myself!
slohand_47

Jul 13 @ 11:14AM  
Oddly enough, the day before, Ralph was waking around nekkid.

Edna said...."what in the world are you doing, Ralph??"

Ralph says with a twinkle in his eye...... "It's my birthday, so I'm wearing my birthday suit. What do you think of it 'ol girl?"

Edna said..... "It need ironing"
MissMisty

Jul 13 @ 11:32AM  
I think yall are sick and twisted...god it feels good to be home !
Ashinatrix

Jul 13 @ 12:23PM  
God I love this one!!!!!
ladybootscooter

Jul 13 @ 12:58PM  
I think yall are sick and twisted...god it feels good to be home !
I'll have ya know I'm not sick and twisted........just slightly bent!!!
borachone

Jul 13 @ 6:53PM  
Stop makin' fun of my aunt Edna it's a genetic thing

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