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  ladybootscooter

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,

"Wedding Cake."

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Ashinatrix

Jul 12 @ 4:06PM  
That's just sad

but true I mean
Ewe_Wish

Jul 12 @ 4:14PM  
ynot7769

Jul 12 @ 4:33PM  
but true I mean

wouldn't know
casuallylooking

Jul 12 @ 5:05PM  
Sometimes............
sundance64

Jul 12 @ 5:12PM  
I guess we won't be eating cake at my wedding!!
darthmaul

Jul 12 @ 5:23PM  
I dunno, I think the old guy is right. Modern practice (so far as I have observed it) is to keep a enough for two, throw it in the freezer, and save it for the 1 year anniversary. Sorry, that strikes me as bloody effin' ridiculous. I can't imagine it is particularly good at that point, even if it isn't particularly dangerous to one's health.
MissMisty

Jul 12 @ 5:23PM  
to funny
NachoBaby

Jul 12 @ 5:32PM  
*snort* is true I tell ya.. all true!
just4fun6369

Jul 12 @ 6:04PM  
Ain't that the truth
lovablejon67

Jul 12 @ 7:03PM  
bravo
sugarnspice005

Jul 12 @ 7:12PM  


Too funny!
andyinramona

Jul 12 @ 7:55PM  
I have had all the pain and grief with out any wedding cakes
borachone

Jul 12 @ 9:20PM  
SAD but true way funny lbs
maggiemae1969

Jul 13 @ 12:18AM  
omg ....... I dont eat the stuff.....
slohand_47

Jul 13 @ 2:21AM  
Wedding cake has also been proven to eliminate the sex drive in woman.
Ewe_Wish

Jul 13 @ 2:27AM  
Wedding cake has also been proven to eliminate the sex drive in woman.
You need to recheck your research Slo its now elimination of sex drive in the man unless the maid of honor is hot!!!
bandengor

Jul 13 @ 1:05PM  

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