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3 Bullets

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a

masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.

Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets

in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy

daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one

daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the

mother.

"I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the

daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened

16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.

"Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out." ! Again the

mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said

the Mom, "I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet

came out.."

"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."


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PrincessKissy

Jul 12 @ 10:04AM  
ynot7769

Jul 12 @ 10:24AM  
ohhhh fuck
casuallylooking

Jul 12 @ 11:15AM  
Yeap, I smiled. Heard it before but had forgotten it.
Lisa46

Jul 12 @ 11:23AM  
loved it!!
Ashinatrix

Jul 12 @ 12:06PM  
This joke is sooooooooo old

But still sooooooooooo funny!!!
MissMisty

Jul 12 @ 12:13PM  
now that WAS funny...poor dog tho !
Nutrisse

Jul 12 @ 12:59PM  
OUCH!
NachoBaby

Jul 12 @ 5:33PM  
Thats just wrong on so many levels.. even on my level.. funny though..
ValentineGirl214

Jul 12 @ 6:00PM  
Funny
borachone

Jul 12 @ 8:33PM  
Maybe the dog was better off after all it was probably visciously yanked away from it's mother

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