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posted 7/10/2007 10:02:38 PM |
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  miacaress


I, MIACARESS , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine
chocolate
Sex
Margarita
chocolate
Martini
Sex
Cold Beer
chocolate
Chicken fried steak
cream gravy
Sex
chocolate
Mexican food
chocolate
French fries
Sex
chocolate
Sex
Pizza
chocolate
Sex
ice cream
Sex
cup of tea
chocolate
Sex
Chocolate
Sex
Chocolate
It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

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