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posted 7/10/2007 9:33:17 AM |
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  slohand_47

Hear ye.... hear ye...... From this day forward, I ABSOLUTELY will NOT answer letters from hot young women who are 18 - 29 years old. Nope.... won't do it. No matter HOW much you beg..... I just won't answer.

So, don't waste your time writing cuz I will not answer a single one of you gorgeous gals. You can't say you weren't warned.

I REALLY mean it now, do not write. Don't include nekkid pics either because I will not look at them. Nope. Especially blondes. I won't look at any of them, of course, but I REALLY won't look at the blondes.

Ok, that's my final word. NO letters from nekkid young ladies.






*Borty, you SURE this will work???*

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jjhxjpb

Jul 10 @ 9:37AM  
Borty, you SURE this will work

Cant wait to find out if it does
Ewe_Wish

Jul 10 @ 9:43AM  
Hey, You haven't went thru the application process..........I dont believe you will need to be worrying about.......ummmm.........any names of women for you to contact let alone anyone under the age of 29.

btw slohand, taking dating advice from borte is like taking marital advice from me.....probably not the best idea.
sumdaysoon

Jul 10 @ 10:00AM  
nice try..........
slohand_47

Jul 10 @ 10:03AM  
Just wait a minute, L4F....... A month ago, you told me your advice was SO good, it was well worth the $19.95 a month you wuz charging. Can I get a refund on the remaining 11 months???
Ewe_Wish

Jul 10 @ 10:06AM  
Just wait a minute, L4F....... A month ago, you told me your advice was SO good, it was well worth the $19.95 a month you wuz charging. Can I get a refund on the remaining 11 months???
No, cause you changed over to the phone sex plan and you have certainly got your money's worth there.
Fckmhrdtnght

Jul 10 @ 10:21AM  


Do you really want the aggravation of dealing with those so young?



Aren't there enough pictures on the internet?



Be Forewarned and remember the Motto

NO FREE PUSSY!!!

Ewe_Wish

Jul 10 @ 10:28AM  
NO FREE PUSSY!!!

WHAT? Haven't You noticed It says right below the Adult Matchdoctor 100% Free Sex? Geez this is a sex site after all Someone has to be having sex.
BuddhaDon

Jul 10 @ 10:29AM  
That approach might work at the bar, but I doubt that you'll be getting any...
Fckmhrdtnght

Jul 10 @ 10:40AM  
WHAT? Haven't You noticed It says right below the Adult Matchdoctor 100% Free Sex? Geez this is a sex site after all Someone has to be having sex
[QUOTE]

Yep, by themselves......

or did I miss some instructions.... the order form.....

please ship Identified Cuties to

Fckmhrdtnght
PO Box 69
ICan'tWaitThatLong, Manitoba
Canada

CAN'T WAIT FOR MY FREE ORDER

Ewe_Wish

Jul 10 @ 11:12AM  
Yep, by themselves......
You say that like its a bad thing, I love BOB!!!


Fckmhrdtnght

Jul 10 @ 11:22AM  
You say that like its a bad thing, I love BOB!!!

Battery Operated Boyfriend
Lisa46

Jul 10 @ 1:49PM  
Someone has to be having sex


you mean with BOB??? or a real live person???? if there is an extra person dayum I want him!
HollyHummy

Jul 10 @ 2:44PM  
A NEW DAY A NEW APPROACH!~~~GO FOR IT!

PROBABLY WON'T WORK!
jwlsn83

Jul 10 @ 7:22PM  
Hey man if this works i wanna be the first to know. and a kudos for this one

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