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A soldier was attending some college courses between assignments he had completed in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses he was taking had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the soldier got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The soldier went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the soldier and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The soldier calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole. So, He sent me."

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TattooedRawkStar

Jul 10 @ 2:31AM  
A nice sentiment; too bad we have to rely on this "God" of yours. The politicians, who SHOULD be protecting our soldiers, won't step up and protect them instead.
Ewe_Wish

Jul 10 @ 2:33AM  
VERY AWESOME!!! IT SUCKS I HAVE TO GIVE YOU ONE OF MY KUDOS BUT IF YOU CAN TELL ME WHEN TO EXPECT MY SUPPORT CHECK I WILL GIVE YOU ONE. LOL
HollyHummy

Jul 10 @ 2:37AM  
Awesome blog.....great graphics too....one kudo for sure on this one.
swyeter

Jul 10 @ 2:59AM  
Your checks in the mail looking.
TomJ4458

Jul 10 @ 4:48AM  
It has been said that God acts in mysterious ways and could have inspired the soldier to coldcock the professor, not neccessarily manifesting himself physically for a simple task, lol. While I tend to lean toward the agnostic ya just never know...

Being a former soldier I sincerely hope for their safe return every day. I have already lost a friend in this current theatre and do not wish to lose another. They are soldiers and will do what is ordered, for their country - and us. They, much like us have a job to do and will do so to the best of their abilities, no matter who the "boss" is.
miacaress

Jul 10 @ 5:02AM  
OOORAH!!!!!!

Gotta love the Marines!!!! God bless them and all the rest of the armed forces for all that they do
BigFlirt

Jul 10 @ 8:25AM  
I love that one.....
CANDACECSR

Jul 10 @ 8:26AM  
Having a son in the service....BRAVO!!!!! Had I been there...I would have done it myself!!!
sumdaysoon

Jul 10 @ 10:09AM  
uhhhhh......you have my complete agreement........
alybai42

Jul 10 @ 10:28AM  
Very Nice
MissMisty

Jul 10 @ 11:43AM  
VERY NICE...
Fckmhrdtnght

Jul 10 @ 5:03PM  
Hammer88

Jul 13 @ 8:04PM  
execellent blog' excellent grapics, being a former marine you have to support are troops , they are doing the best job that they can do with what they got . I fell sorry for them because no one seems to be safe with those road side bombs . our hospitals are full of men and women with out limbs and have extensive injuries .not to mention the psychological damage to our men and women and our country. ps . why don,t you send looking for fun her support check and get her off your back.

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