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An article on politics is generally avoided by most sane writers and if we could lay legitimate claim to that happy category, we'd follow the rational practice of shunning
A subject as delicate as a cracked skull after it has been hit with one of those frozen
Steaks you haven't eating.
But we are like a drunkard inheriting a tavern-- we don't know when to stop. To us
Politics is like a treasured mirror---the more looked into , the more beloved. We are
Only human in that respect. We are only being like the proverbial average guy who wins an election every time he pulls a lever. "Will you get a load of this"! He snarls after Senator Airhead sends him a letter on a job application. "Heres this guy I helped to send to Washington----Who'd still be pushing a broom if I didn't straighten out things in the forth ward--and...Whadda think he tell me? He says he can't help me get the job as
Ambassador to Patagonia!. That's gradtitude for ya---that's loyalty with a capital L! Boy oh boy, just wait until I get a crack at him the next time!
So saying, Mr. Average guy files away a particularly vicious mental grudge.
When election day rolls around, the antipathy is expressed in forceful terms.
Senator Air Head is defeated, of course, and Senator Halfass is elected ---and Mr. Average guy, his face gleaming with pleasure and vindicated pride become a normal
Citizen again One day he reads a newspaper item on on the death of the ambassador to Patagonia---and the well-traversed circle is tread again.

Perhaps the most amusing characters in the political side-show are the lusty-lunged infants who begin to show off before they learn how to use the pot. Bottle-fed on the sweetest of milk , lulled to sleep on the purest of lullabies, they are the most demanding--and least productive in the party fold. With much discordant sound,
They keep loading their diapers, while a tolerant mother, who loves all her babies, patiently dusts on the talcum and laughs away the smell.
And so a new pile of donkey-dung will make its journey to Washington-------------our representatives!

Bill

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