Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American
engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a
Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total", says
the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada".
Pooooof! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever
made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want an impenetrable wall
around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran with all believers of Mohammad inside
and all Jews, Americans, and other infidels forever outside our precious
state.
Poof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
around those countries.
The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more
about this wall". The Genie explains, "Well, it's 200 feet high, 100
feet thick and completely surrounds these countries........ it's
virtually impenetrable. Now what is your wish?"
The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
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Sswampratt
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Jul 9 @ 8:50PM
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Who you laughing at? Osama is six foot six inches, and has lasted several years with a twenty million price on his head. Our president is a little fellow who could get lost in a crowd. How long do you think he would last with twenty million on his head?
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sumdaysoon
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Jul 9 @ 8:58PM
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well it was funny to me....... 
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TattooedRawkStar
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Jul 9 @ 8:59PM
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The response before me is obviously some sort of weak-minded hater; I don't like Bush either, but why don't you swallow Osama's load, if you love him so much?
BTW great joke... that's good stuff.
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BigFlirt
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Jul 9 @ 10:04PM
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Now i like that one....
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NightOfOld
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Jul 9 @ 10:49PM
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jwlsn83
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Jul 10 @ 12:06AM
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i like tatoos comment but good joke too.
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jezzarae
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Jul 10 @ 8:35AM
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I really laughed. I thought it was clever.... 
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MissMisty
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Jul 10 @ 11:48AM
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we should be so lucky... 
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StraddleMyNose
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Dec 29 @ 8:23AM
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I thought this was funny enough for a second go around
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