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I have heard these lines sad

posted 7/9/2007 9:28:39 AM |
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Redneck's pick up lines

1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you wuz a tree and I wuz a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a
light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as winder cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND the best Redneck pick-up line:

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my
nuts tighten up.

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Jul 9 @ 10:05AM  

Hail to my redneck brothers! Well, I'm not really a redneck, but, I sort of live in the country. How about this one.....

Can I borrow a quarter? 'Cause my mama said when I meet the girl of my dreams I'm supposed to call home!

Jul 9 @ 3:25PM  

Jul 9 @ 8:23PM  
You forgot the ruler of all redneck pick-up lines. Git in the truck baby!

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