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posted 7/7/2007 3:38:42 PM |
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Ok, so I get this in my email... I have changed the name to protect the not so innocent

But it was so funny I had to share


Guy is walking down the street sees a sexy Yorktown woman with the most beautiful breasts he had ever seen.

He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?

"Are you nuts?!!!" she replies, and keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.

"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.

"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"

So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again.

"Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?"

She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh?

Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go into that alley over there."

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse and bra to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world.

As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, sucking on them, but not biting them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?"

"Nah, forget it", says Guy............."Costs too much..."

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Fckmhrdtnght

Jul 7 @ 3:44PM  
ynot7769

Jul 7 @ 3:58PM  
deffinetly an oldie but a goodie....umm....10,000.00...
are you busy?
CrazyCraveman

Jul 7 @ 4:28PM  



Damn, now what movie was this in...I can't think of the name of it right now. But it had to do with some dude asking another dude if he could feel his wife's or g/f's breasts for 20 and he keeps feelin'em up and the dude asks about the 20...and he say's he doesn't have 20 on him...
TomJ4458

Jul 7 @ 4:53PM  
Loved it! Great joke.
baldbychoice2kx

Jul 7 @ 5:05PM  
Damn, now what movie was this in...I can't think of the name of it right now. But it had to do with some dude asking another dude if he could feel his wife's or g/f's breasts for 20 and he keeps feelin'em up and the dude asks about the 20...and he say's he doesn't have 20 on him...

jj says it's Roadhouse that came from.
borachone

Jul 7 @ 5:05PM  
Caveman that's not originally from a movie it's an old LennyBruce joke heard it years ago but is still very funny
fukky

Jul 8 @ 6:00AM  
LOL I have gotten that same email at least 3 times since I've been here from that guy

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