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Joke.......For us Old Farts

posted 7/7/2007 3:08:53 PM |
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  LilGriz

I have to give Rodger credit for his fast thinking.


Two Old Farts, Rodger and Chuck, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Rodger didn't show up.

Chuck didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.

But after Rodger hadn't shown up for a week or so, Chuck really got worried.

However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park Chuck didn't know where Rodger lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month had passed, and Chuck figured he had seen the last of Rodger.

But one day, Chuck approached the park and -- lo and behold there sat Rodger!

Chuck was very excited and happy to see him and told him so.

Then he said, "For crying out loud Rodger, what in the world happened to you?"

Rodger replied, "I have been in jail."

"Jail?" cried Chuck. "What in the world for?"

"Well," Rodger said, "you know Judy, that cute little waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes go?"

"Yeah," said Chuck, "I remember her. What about her?"

"Well, one day she filed rape charges against me and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded guilty.

And ...the Judge gave me 30 days for perjury."

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ladybootscooter

Jul 7 @ 3:15PM  
ShadowsAngel

Jul 7 @ 3:22PM  


At 89 I would probably make the same plea if I were male...
jjhxjpb

Jul 7 @ 3:25PM  


At least we have something to look forward to
BigFlirt

Jul 7 @ 3:50PM  
now that was funny....
CrazyCraveman

Jul 7 @ 4:17PM  
OMG...I've not heard this one in...shit, must be 20 years...an old fart (79 yr old Polack told it to me)...and I laughed as hard now as I did when he told it...



HollyHummy

Jul 7 @ 4:42PM  
that's a good one!!
Dominus

Jul 7 @ 5:46PM  
Pigeons?
Ewe_Wish

Jul 7 @ 9:31PM  
OMG!!!
andyinramona

Jul 9 @ 8:35AM  
I love it !!!! I would do the same thing!!

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