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JOKE........and a funny one

posted 7/7/2007 3:03:09 PM |
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  shyblue003

A lot of folks can't understand how we came
to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical .
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Our OIL is located in
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
and
Texas
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Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington , DC !!!

Any Questions ???
NO? I didn't Think So.

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BigFlirt

Jul 7 @ 3:51PM  
now aint that the truth...
ynot7769

Jul 7 @ 3:59PM  
YOU GO SHY!!!!

now THIS is good........sad that its true but still funny
Ashinatrix

Jul 7 @ 4:03PM  
ALL of the dipsticks are in Washington??! No wonder I can't get laid!!!!!!!
LilGriz

Jul 7 @ 4:46PM  
I don't know about ALL of them being in DC, but they do certainly Influence them.
wtxman

Jul 7 @ 4:51PM  
Aren't dipsticks long and very skinny?
casuallylooking

Jul 7 @ 6:07PM  
This is a good one....... and how very true.
tennisj

Jul 7 @ 6:45PM  
you know thats really not funny or true. the truth is because people everywhere in the country use a butload of oil a day and dont even consider that it could possibly thier fault and want to blame it on the government instead. just thought id point that out to everyone who found this funny
shyblue003

Jul 7 @ 7:50PM  
you have a right to your opinion so does everyone else
Loveyoulongtime2

Jul 7 @ 9:52PM  
Good one! I think we should use up everyone's oil first, then tap our own. Then we have oil and everyone else is screwed, especially Iraq, Iran and those who support countries like that.
NightOfOld

Jul 7 @ 10:01PM  
FUNGUY007

Jul 7 @ 10:27PM  
Cute

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JOKE........and a funny one