A lot of folks can't understand how we came
to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical .
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Our OIL is located in
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
and
Texas
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Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington , DC !!!
Any Questions ???
NO? I didn't Think So.
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BigFlirt
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Jul 7 @ 3:51PM
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now aint that the truth... 
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ynot7769
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Jul 7 @ 3:59PM
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YOU GO SHY!!!!  
now THIS is good........sad that its true but still funny
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Ashinatrix
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Jul 7 @ 4:03PM
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ALL of the dipsticks are in Washington??! No wonder I can't get laid!!!!!!! 
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LilGriz
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Jul 7 @ 4:46PM
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I don't know about ALL of them being in DC, but they do certainly Influence them.
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wtxman
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Jul 7 @ 4:51PM
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Aren't dipsticks long and very skinny?
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casuallylooking
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Jul 7 @ 6:07PM
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 This is a good one....... and how very true.
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tennisj
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Jul 7 @ 6:45PM
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you know thats really not funny or true. the truth is because people everywhere in the country use a butload of oil a day and dont even consider that it could possibly thier fault and want to blame it on the government instead. just thought id point that out to everyone who found this funny
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shyblue003
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Jul 7 @ 7:50PM
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you have a right to your opinion so does everyone else
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Loveyoulongtime2
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Jul 7 @ 9:52PM
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Good one! I think we should use up everyone's oil first, then tap our own. Then we have oil and everyone else is screwed, especially Iraq, Iran and those who support countries like that.
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NightOfOld
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Jul 7 @ 10:01PM
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FUNGUY007
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Jul 7 @ 10:27PM
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Cute
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