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posted 7/7/2007 1:51:26 AM |
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I've been really busy! What with trying to pull in $3 an hour with drunk guys slobbering all over me in my "fat" jeans. Aunt Flo has been visiting this past week, and I really wish she'd just fucking go home already! Sometimes that bitch can really overstay her welcome...

I found this AWESOME Caribbean restaurant, I got my jerk on! It isn't worth eating if it doesn't hurt! It felt about the same going out as it did going in. Best little hole in the wall place, and hell, they may cook up the neighborhood cat's.. but those pussies taste damn good!

I'm single, loving it, so if there are any "normal" and "interesting" guys out there feel free to send me some mail... I'll read it when I have the time, which is not a lot of. I haven't even had the time to masturbate, that's pretty bad!!! I have had a break tonight to watch some really shitty made for tv movies, I don't get Lifetime.. they expect to get viewers, but they put on this unbelievable crap with actors way over dramatizing everything. I guess it's every woman's dream to have a baby at 60 that's born with down syndrome and then being a single mom but have some incredibly gorgeous hunky 20 year old want to marry her and help to raise her child (but her nanny does 99.9% of the mothering) with this incredibly difficult handicap that later grows up to be an Olympic speed skater. Is that believable? Maybe, I'm being way too cynical, but that just doesn't really seem like plot line enough for me to dedicate 3 hours to. Sure, it's saying "no matter what age you are, you can have kids!" and "you can overcome any physical limitation" those are 2 very great things... but at least make it a story people can relate to! I don't have millions to waste away, I don't drive a BMW, and 20 year old guys certainly aren't throwing themselves at me and then whisking me away to Rio to get married in a chapel that's walls are smeared with gold filigree........................ what was I talking about again?

Rock on, kids!

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Jul 7 @ 1:55AM  

Jul 7 @ 2:57AM  
Who the hell knows what you were talking about but it made great reading at 2 in the morning,thanks.

Jul 7 @ 4:59AM  
Taboo, U need to get laid, or something

Jul 7 @ 8:13AM  
Maybe you ought to pack your aunt's bags, and put 'em by the door. She might get the hint. Or not...

Sounds like you need a vacation... or more jerk!

Jul 7 @ 10:29AM  
yep kick Aunt Flo right on out! Would love to see that! Yeah those drunks really think the more they drink the sexier they become dumbasses take a midal and you'll be fine!

Jul 7 @ 12:34PM  
Aunt Flo needs to be tied up and spanked.

Send me her cell number!

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