Baby Planes?........( a couple jokesi wanted to share) posted 7/6/2007 6:57:17 PM | 3 kudos what's this?     report abuse

shyblue003

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A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son ( who had been looking out the window ) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" ( ya got to love kids)

The mother ( who couldn't think of an answer ) told her son to ask the stewardess.

So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case.

"Well then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain it to you!"


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this one is a little scartastic but dang i loved it ......
....FRENCH CUSTOMS
A group of Americans, retired teachers, recently went to France on a tour. Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on bag.
"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically. Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously. "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready," snipped the Frenchman.
Mr. Whiting replied, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show my passport"
"Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France!" asserted the officer loud enough to draw attention.
The American senior gave the French custom officer a long hard look. Then he quietly explained: "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate your country, I COULDN'T FIND ANY FRENCHMEN TO SHOW IT TO!"

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