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Baby Planes?........( a couple jokesi wanted to share)

posted 7/6/2007 6:57:17 PM |
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A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son ( who had been looking out the window ) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" ( ya got to love kids)

The mother ( who couldn't think of an answer ) told her son to ask the stewardess.

So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case.

"Well then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain it to you!"


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this one is a little scartastic but dang i loved it ......
....FRENCH CUSTOMS
A group of Americans, retired teachers, recently went to France on a tour. Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on bag.
"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically. Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously. "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready," snipped the Frenchman.
Mr. Whiting replied, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show my passport"
"Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France!" asserted the officer loud enough to draw attention.
The American senior gave the French custom officer a long hard look. Then he quietly explained: "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate your country, I COULDN'T FIND ANY FRENCHMEN TO SHOW IT TO!"

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BigFlirt

Jul 6 @ 7:05PM  
now them was funny...
ynot7769

Jul 6 @ 7:24PM  
he he he ''get you mom to explain it ''
NightOfOld

Jul 6 @ 7:35PM  

MissMisty

Jul 6 @ 7:43PM  
funny
GryGoast

Jul 6 @ 9:35PM  
Loved #2
borachone

Jul 6 @ 9:36PM  
Mom tried to explain it , I didn't understand and now have six kids of my own to explain it to!!!
sumdaysoon

Jul 7 @ 5:15AM  
#1.....funny......#2.......fucking funny........
popie757

Jul 7 @ 7:51AM  
Take that, Target!!!
lovablejon67

Jul 7 @ 11:17AM  
i liked

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Baby Planes?........( a couple jokesi wanted to share)