This one is for everyone who ...
a) has kids, b) had kids, c) was a kid, d) knows a kid e) is going to have kids.
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,
"Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said,
"Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them.
I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied,
"What happened to my booger?"
( I just had to share this with yall ! )
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decaturnooner

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Jul 6 @ 11:42AM
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That is funny....
I assume you got this from somewhere else or...
You are a daddy!!!!
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Ashinatrix

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Jul 6 @ 11:45AM
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Eeeeeeewwwwwwww!!!! I am never gonna be a Daddy!!!!
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Ewe_Wish

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Jul 6 @ 11:58AM
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Gross but funny
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slohand_47

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Jul 6 @ 11:59AM
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Anyone who has kids knows it could have been WORSE! ! !
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CrazyCraveman

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Jul 6 @ 12:02PM
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I've been sent this joke many a times over the years...not saying your story isn't true...just saying I've been sent a joke like this...
Anyhow, this is one of the reasons I do NOT stick a child's finger into my mouth... I love my son and daughter...my nieces, nephews, and my 6 month old great niece to death. But I'll NEVER put their fingers into my mouth...
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MissMisty

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Jul 6 @ 12:04PM
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hell I don't know if it's true or not...I had it sent to me and I shared it with yall...I thought it was funny and worth sharing..I don't put kids fingers in my mouth either...kaka nasty!
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HollyHummy

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Jul 6 @ 12:51PM
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This is a true happening at my daughters house.. My grandson mailed his sandwich plus a couple of plastic army men into their VCR.... the VCR had to be trashed.
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Lisa46

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Jul 6 @ 1:27PM
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great and so so true! never know where those little fingers have been
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Mrs_Romantic_Fool

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Jul 6 @ 1:32PM
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Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww but SO true!! Happens when you least expect it
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TomJ4458

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Jul 6 @ 3:26PM
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whew, yeah nasty, lol. Thankfully mine's grown and out of the house.
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luv2liclst

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Jul 6 @ 3:59PM
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oh I laughed so hard...that caught me off guard....thanks, I needed that!
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BigFlirt

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Jul 6 @ 6:04PM
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...but funny....
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oralsucker247

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Jul 6 @ 6:58PM
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I LOVED IT!!!!!!!
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speednut

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Jul 6 @ 9:36PM
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Tooooo funny, lends new meaning to watch what you eat!!
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borachone

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Jul 6 @ 10:11PM
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After having a house full of kids I can relate to this. Be thankful the child didn't say where's my poo.
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