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The Wedding Ring..........LOL

posted 7/5/2007 7:45:18 PM |
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  sugarnspice005

What can I say but...read and enjoy!



What's worse?


True Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring
cut off from his penis.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl
friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she
used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.


Now which is worse guys...Carrie Underwood banging up that "souped up 4 wheel drive", or, the girlfriend finding your wedding ring and doing THAT?

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Lisa46

Jul 5 @ 8:10PM  
yeah I love it!
BigFlirt

Jul 5 @ 8:25PM  
Is that what they call a cock ring???
Fckmhrdtnght

Jul 5 @ 9:17PM  






maybe he had real big fingers
HollyHummy

Jul 5 @ 9:30PM  
OMG...
Sunshine79

Jul 5 @ 9:37PM  
Wow.....That was hilarious!!
peachpuzzah

Jul 5 @ 10:26PM  
well i'd say he had a very small dick or the ring was really big and i would hate to see what would happen to his dick if he got a hard on.......maybe a bobbit going on here.........
CrazyCraveman

Jul 6 @ 9:22AM  
Yet another very good reason to NEVER get married!
MissMisty

Jul 6 @ 12:37PM  
WOW...is right up there with the wife duct taping her husbands cock then getting the tape wet and super gluing it to his balls...I am thinkin husbands everywhere beware !

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