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posted 7/4/2007 9:21:50 PM |
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  MissMisty

In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was startled by what she
saw in her crystal ball. She looked up at her customer, sitting
across the table.

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare
yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible
death this year."

Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at
the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few
deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the
fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked:

"Will I get away with it?"


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BigFlirt

Jul 4 @ 9:27PM  
HollyHummy

Jul 4 @ 9:27PM  
that's a good one
casuallylooking

Jul 4 @ 9:31PM  
LMAO....... I love it!!!!!
sumdaysoon

Jul 4 @ 9:33PM  
funny funny......
Lisa46

Jul 4 @ 10:14PM  
ohhh that was soo goood!!!
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Jul 5 @ 6:53AM  
NachoBaby

Jul 5 @ 8:48AM  
That's funny!
max49

Jul 5 @ 9:46AM  

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