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Vanilla Pudding Robbery

posted 7/4/2007 8:15:09 AM |
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This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which
appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the
security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find
one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see
hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only
a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least
we'll have a bit to eat."

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but
vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.
Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the
robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy,
uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper
headline read:

IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...

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Looking4ever

Jul 4 @ 8:58AM  
max49

Jul 4 @ 9:13AM  
LMFAO That's fantastic.
just4fun6369

Jul 4 @ 9:49AM  
yep that ones a hoot
casuallylooking

Jul 4 @ 10:59AM  
Could you imagine their faces when they read that?? lmao
sumdaysoon

Jul 4 @ 2:19PM  
wonder if they read the paper.......
nora0787

Jul 4 @ 3:38PM  
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Funny, but ewwwwwwwww
dridge

Aug 27 @ 10:46AM  

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