An old man was reading the paper at his kitchen table when his wife, in the first amorous mood she had experienced in quite some time, walked into the kitchen and lifted up her house-dress and exclaimed:
Super pussy!
The husband was hard of hearing and did not react at all, so the wife came halfway across the room, lifted her house-dress and yelled a bit louder:
Super pussy!
The husband flipped the paper to the next page but still did not acknowledge his wife, so she walked right up beside his chair, lifted her house- dress and screamed in a voice loud enough for the neighbors to hear:
SUP-ER PUSSY!*
The husband finally lowers the paper, looks at his wife, and states:
'I'll take the soup, thanks!'
*NOTE: If you didn't get it, scroll down...
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Now, think about how the words 'super pussy' sounds like 'soup or pussy'.
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