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DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!

posted 7/3/2007 3:41:50 PM |
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  linpooh

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had
to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under
the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll
mail you a check."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you.
But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my
parrot!"

"I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he
discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But,
just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the
repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
yelling, cursing and name calling.

Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

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NightOfOld

Jul 3 @ 3:46PM  

That's a cute one
sumdaysoon

Jul 3 @ 4:35PM  
funny as always......
max49

Jul 3 @ 4:55PM  
Some people just won't listen.
ynot7769

Jul 3 @ 8:58PM  
damn an oldie but a goodie
BigFlirt

Jul 3 @ 9:02PM  
LedZepFan

Jul 3 @ 9:59PM  


That was good......
luv2liclst

Jul 4 @ 12:59AM  
wooff!
Looking4ever

Jul 4 @ 1:30AM  
Some men just haven't learned to listen...

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