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  DickSlippery

Although severely crippled by his near-fatal bout of pneumonia, DickSlippery still manages 2 summon enough strength 2 jot down a few words 4 his stupid fucking blog, much 2 the chagrin of those who would prefer he just fade N2 online obscurity, like so many far superior writers B4 him…

Yeah…um, sorry I haven’t been around the past week. I wuz kinda busy drowning in my own mucus, but I think I have a handle on the shit now. I gotta tell U this, though. I am more than certain that, although severe, my case of pneumonia wuz not nearly bad enough 2 kill a motherfucker. That means, in order 2 kill Ur ass, the pneumonia would have 2 actually be worse than the shit I just got over. All I am going 2 say about that shit iz that must be one miserable fucking death. The kinda death where the humane thing 2 do iz just shoot the poor bastard at the beginning and be done with it. Pneumonia and fucking sea sickness…the two ought 2 go 2gether, cuz they are borne of the same whore of a mother, let me tell U…

But, truth be told, having some shit like pneumonia duz help a motherfucker put shit in perspective. All this stupid shit, like getting some strange, or who iz gonna win the pennant, or who the next fucking President iz gonna be…all that shit iz…well…stupid. It don’t mean a fucking thing if Ur ass can’t fucking breathe, Yo! Go on and give it a go. U know U want 2. In…out…in….out….nice, huh? Now I want U 2 imagine that somebody has dumped roughly 2000 pounds of scrap iron on2 Ur chest. Beginning 2 get the picture? Now…just 4 shits and giggles…we’re going 2 make U cough every fucking time U exhale. Shake shit up…U know…keep things…lively! Are we having a good time yet, Govnor? I fucking thought so. And perhaps this iz just a case of finding a diamond in a dung heap, but I decided 2 go ahead and quit smoking. I figured ‘what the hell’. I can’t even inhale air right now, so it seemed the perfect time 2 lay off something a bit more caustic. It seemed like I might be saving myself a few steps on this one.

And I don’t know what kind of fucking karma debt I am paying off that causes me 2 get back online and have my hard drive crash almost simultaneously, but I hope that motherfucker iz about paid off! I finally get an Apple cuz these cocksuckers ain’t supposed 2 break, right? And what duz my shit do? It fucking breaks. Not quite out of the box, but pretty goddamned close. WTF??? Iz it me? Do I need 2 feng shui my fucking pockets or something? It’s been three years since I last broke a fucking mirror. Don’t I get time off 4 good behavior? Fucking Christ…

Ok…I’m done whining now. I just thought I’d let U know why I suddenly dropped off of the face of the Earth. But, don’t worry about me 2 much, since throughout it all I’ve been

Keeping U posted

DS

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str8ngr84u2

Jul 1 @ 7:55PM  
Sure wish I had something to make ya feel better....hehehe. Glad to see you back....
Ewe_Wish

Jul 1 @ 7:55PM  
I just thought I’d let U know why I suddenly dropped off of the face of the Earth.
Were you gone??
jezzarae

Jul 1 @ 8:01PM  
pneumonia sucks. I had it last year took forever to get over it. Be prepared to be weak for several weeks yet honey. Nasty stuff.
TastyCupcake

Jul 1 @ 8:02PM  
back. I've missed you.
MEMEME69247

Jul 1 @ 8:38PM  
Glad to see your feeling a bit better,,,,one good thing came out of this shit,,,your gonna save some money from not having to buy those expensive cigs,,,,,from your loving friend up north of you....Yes I did notice you were not around...Kisses Lena
PrincessKissy

Jul 1 @ 10:27PM  
*soft lil mommy type feel better kisses on your forehead*

Feel better sweetie!
wtxman

Jul 2 @ 4:13AM  
God you California faggots are such pussys to quit smoking; just because you had a bout with pneumonia.
Pudge2you

Jul 2 @ 8:39AM  
Glad to see you are not dead.
veeruinus

Jul 2 @ 9:21AM  
Dad beat me to what i wanted to say.
Hope alls getting better.

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