One day while shopping at my local department store I stopped by the mens room
to take a leak. I then proceeded to the personal care department. Whlie there I stopped to pick-up some condums. I hadn't bought condums in years, being in a
long term relationship for years I didn't need any. My what a large selection and
colors, and what the hell is spermicide, that sounded painful. I finally found some
normal looking ones and took them to the sales lady to ask her a question. I
found a lady and asked her if one size fit all. she didn't respond back for what
seemed like 5 minutes, then said I needed the ones that said large. Dumbfoundly
I went back and got the large ones and proceeded to the check-out counter. I
made my purchase and started out the door, thats when the store manager approached me with the same sales lady who help me with my condums. He said
is that the man and she said yes and turned her head away like she was upset
with me or something. I said I didn't steal anything buddy and pulled my wallet out to show him my receipt. He said that won't be nessesary and to put it back in my
pants and not come back to his store again. I did not know what the hell was going on until I got into my car and noticed that my johnson was hanging out the whole time. How embarassing for me and that poor girl
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