11. Wrinkles add character.
All too true! I get more women flirting with me the older I get!
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
Speak for yourself. With my height, it's tough for them not to.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Unless you're one of the metrosexuals who opt for the forty-bucks-a-pair route. (see more on this later*)
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Or if you're inventive and adventurous, you can live a month out of a backpack.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
But it's much more fun to haul out the big knife and scare people with it (I've actually gotten a "dude, you're gonna cut your finger off!" from more squeamish men.)
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
To quote Shakespeare: "He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man."