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Why Men Are Happier Than Women

posted 9/15/2006 8:48:42 PM |

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Why Men Are Happier Than Women

1. We keep our last name.

2. The garage is all ours.

3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

4. Chocolate is just another snack.

5. We can be president.

6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.

8. The world is our urinal.

9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

10. Same work, more pay.

11. Wrinkles add character.

12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.

13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.

14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.

16. One mood, ALL the time.

17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

18. We know stuff about tanks.

19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

20. We can open all our own jars.

21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.

23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

24. Everything on our face stays its original color.

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

27. We almost never have strap problems in public.

28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.

29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.

30. We don't have to shave below our neck.

31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.

32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.

34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

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Dominus

Sep 15 @ 9:50PM

11. Wrinkles add character.

All too true! I get more women flirting with me the older I get!

13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.

Speak for yourself. With my height, it's tough for them not to.

23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Unless you're one of the metrosexuals who opt for the forty-bucks-a-pair route. (see more on this later*)

19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

Or if you're inventive and adventurous, you can live a month out of a backpack.

33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.

But it's much more fun to haul out the big knife and scare people with it (I've actually gotten a "dude, you're gonna cut your finger off!" from more squeamish men.)

34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

To quote Shakespeare: "He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man."

belle1010

Oct 5 @ 12:25AM

16. One mood, ALL the time.

You're kidding right, i've met men that need Midol worse than i do. And furthermore you men bleed for 3-5 days out of every month and see what kind of mood your in, lol.

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