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Little Johnny Strikes AGAIN!!

posted 6/29/2007 10:33:03 PM |
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A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word
"fascinate" in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and
we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate, not fascinating".

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was

The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the
word "fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been
burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate",
so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are
so big she can only fasten eight."

The teacher sat down and cried.

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Jun 29 @ 10:37PM  

Jun 29 @ 10:45PM  

Jun 30 @ 12:58AM  
very good

Jun 30 @ 1:01AM  
Little Johnny is a good boy once again

Jun 30 @ 1:05AM  

*stop laffin..ponders.."sunshine umm how many can you fasten sweetie?" *

Jun 30 @ 2:03AM  
I think Johnny's name is really Borty.

Jun 30 @ 8:35AM  

Jun 30 @ 9:21AM  
humm i can only fasten 6 Ynot come and help me try for two more???

Jun 30 @ 12:02PM  

Little Johnny or Sumdaysoon?

Great Joke, Kudos to you.

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