Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes
large pollutant like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Flirtation gets dead sheep out of the water?
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.
I don't remember my mortgage company insisting on this one... must have been in the small print!
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Ain't that the truth!