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posted 6/28/2007 1:27:51 PM |
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  slohand_47

When I read all the men complaining about the lack of available sex on AMD... it brings to mind this little story:

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Bubba & Leroy were driving down the interstate when they saw a billboard offering FREE SEX * with a full service fillup, next exit. Well, Bubba got off at the next exit, pulled up to the pump and told the attendant “Fill it UP!”

The attendant fills the tank and tells Bubba how much he owes. Bubba then asks…. “What about the free sex?”
The attendant says: “There is a contest involved. I think of a number between 1 and 10 and if you guess the number, you win free sex.”
So, Bubba thinks a moment and says “Six”
The attendant says “Sorry, it was two”
Leroy says. “Let me try. How about Seven?”
The attendant says “I told you it was two”

Well, Bubba and Leroy are crestfallen and they drive off down the road. After a few minutes Leroy says to Bubba “You know, I think that contest was a Hoax to get us to buy gas”
Bubba says “No, it’s not. I know for a fact it’s for real”
Leroy says “Well, how do you know that?”
Bubba says........

“My wife won twice last week!”

(Credit for this story goes to the late, great, Louis Grizzard)

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max49

Jun 28 @ 1:34PM  
Ewe_Wish

Jun 28 @ 1:40PM  
Yep and I did win and I'm going back today to see if my luck holds out.




Kudos to you good joke.


veeruinus

Jun 28 @ 1:43PM  
slohand_47

Jun 28 @ 1:53PM  
Wow..... my first Kudo.

I think I read somewhere I can get a set of Ginsu steak knives with 3.

How many do I have to get to trade in for free sex?
Lisa46

Jun 28 @ 2:03PM  
so glad someone is getting it!
ladybootscooter

Jun 28 @ 2:13PM  
Here's a second kudo toward your knife set! Use them in good health! As for the free sex kudos I believe the last time I checked it was 437,395, course the number may have gone up since they are becoming so rare and hard to find.
Ewe_Wish

Jun 28 @ 2:18PM  
Damn LBS, I just emailed him asking him what made him think he would get any more kudos your not helping here

But heres a kudo coin worth one wish, wish for more kudos you only need 437,393 left to go for that free sex.


Nutrisse

Jun 28 @ 2:34PM  
hehehehehehe!
NachoBaby

Jun 28 @ 7:59PM  
Well shit then sunshine.. here's one of my kudos.. I rarely use em.. they just lay around and get dusty.. have fun with it. I think that gives you enough for the knife set.
slohand_47

Jun 28 @ 8:08PM  
(unwraps a new set of ginsu knives)

Thanks all for the kudo's. Guess I'll have to fire up the grill this weekend, cook some steaks, & invite y'all over to try them out.

Lookin...... I don't think I'll waste that kudo coin on sex....... I'd like to get back to Maui sometime in the next 12 months and I can use all the help I can get.
THANKS ! ! !
Ewe_Wish

Jun 28 @ 8:25PM  
Lookin...... I don't think I'll waste that kudo coin on sex....... I'd like to get back to Maui sometime in the next 12 months and I can use all the help I can get.
THANKS ! ! !
Hey wasnt it your menu that i was saying on VG blog earlier this week that i wanted to go have dinner with? Can i have that wish kudo back I got something i want to wish for now.
slohand_47

Jun 28 @ 8:55PM  
Lookin...... I usually only do the fireplace thing in the winter...... but for you I'll turn the AC real low.

U like your steak rare or medium??
Ewe_Wish

Jun 28 @ 8:57PM  
U like your steak rare or medium??
I like my steak rare, and after an evening with me my men are well done.

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