When I read all the men complaining about the lack of available sex on AMD... it brings to mind this little story:
FREE SEX
Bubba & Leroy were driving down the interstate when they saw a billboard offering FREE SEX * with a full service fillup, next exit. Well, Bubba got off at the next exit, pulled up to the pump and told the attendant “Fill it UP!”
The attendant fills the tank and tells Bubba how much he owes. Bubba then asks…. “What about the free sex?”
The attendant says: “There is a contest involved. I think of a number between 1 and 10 and if you guess the number, you win free sex.”
So, Bubba thinks a moment and says “Six”
The attendant says “Sorry, it was two”
Leroy says. “Let me try. How about Seven?”
The attendant says “I told you it was two”
Well, Bubba and Leroy are crestfallen and they drive off down the road. After a few minutes Leroy says to Bubba “You know, I think that contest was a Hoax to get us to buy gas”
Bubba says “No, it’s not. I know for a fact it’s for real”
Leroy says “Well, how do you know that?”
Bubba says........
“My wife won twice last week!”
(Credit for this story goes to the late, great, Louis Grizzard)
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