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posted 6/28/2007 9:30:24 AM |
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  ladybootscooter

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in
the world."

Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the most disgusting person in
the world."

So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have
their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy.

"It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."


Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially the
smallest person in the world."


Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says,
"Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell?



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Lisa46

Jun 28 @ 9:32AM  
well she ranks up there with Roseanne
funnygirl730

Jun 28 @ 9:33AM  
Ewe_Wish

Jun 28 @ 9:45AM  
That was funny.

patrick2369

Jun 28 @ 9:56AM  
LMFAO
That's a good one.
Thanks
ynot7769

Jun 28 @ 10:07AM  
all i can say hun is i'm damn glad i wasn't drinkin my coffee

well worth one of my valuble kudos
sumdaysoon

Jun 28 @ 10:22AM  
Dominus

Jun 28 @ 11:14AM  
The Rosie Pattern:

1) Complain long enough and hard enough and get a position on a television show

2) Producers give in to stop you from whining

3) Complain about all of the people you have to deal with on the show

4) Producers rearrange format to stop you from whining

5) Complain that everyone there hates you and you want to break your contract

6) Producers gratefully break contract to stop you from whining

7) Complain you don't have a job...begin again with step 1
Giggl_Sprite

Jun 28 @ 11:16AM  
I never could stand that woman!
max49

Jun 28 @ 11:37AM  
luckymonkey2

Jun 28 @ 12:54PM  
Who was that man in the blue coat? I a coat just like it at Ft. Wayne Tent and Awning.
NightOfOld

Jun 28 @ 2:43PM  


That was great. And I agree.

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