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FURTHER PROOF OF HUMAN STUPIDITY....(JOKE..)

posted 6/27/2007 9:55:30 PM |
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  shyblue003

------------------ AND IF THIS HAS already been posted let me apologize ahead of time I just thought some of it was VERY funny AND I WANTED TO SHARE...
.SHY

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some "ACTUAL" label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion of course duh).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of all places): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

I HOPE IT MADE YOU SMILE AT LEAST ONCE

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FURTHER PROOF OF HUMAN STUPIDITY....(JOKE..)


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Ewe_Wish

Jun 27 @ 10:09PM  
Thats funny but really sad. Someone somewhere had to do that stuff to get those labels put on but starting a chainsaw with the genitals??!!??!!



sumdaysoon

Jun 27 @ 10:33PM  
thank the lawyers of the u.s. for most of those warnings..........let me see if i can use this thing to hurt myself so i can sue somebody........
shyblue003

Jun 27 @ 10:41PM  
i know the chainsaw was my favorite i think ......it just cracked me up
GryGoast

Jun 27 @ 11:47PM  
If he's starting chainsaws with it ... what other thing do ya think he can do with it
Argit01

Jun 28 @ 1:17AM  
One other on Tesco milk cartons and bottles (that I have only ever seen in Wales):-
Allergy advice: Contains milk (no shit Sherlock and I thought I was buying fruit squash).
Looking4ever

Jun 28 @ 1:21AM  
I thought I was buying fruit squash

What the hell is fruit squash?!??!?!
swyeter

Jun 28 @ 4:07AM  
Very cute, I enjoyed them. They also reminded me something wrote on the lid of what I thought was a tub of margarine.

"Artificial, imitation margarine."

To this day I still don't know what it was I put on my toast.
shyblue003

Jun 28 @ 6:31AM  
i really want to know what hell fruit squash is too
and i would really like to know what someone did to get that warning put on the Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." wonder what was going on there? things that make ya go ...... hem.....

kris83

Jun 28 @ 9:03AM  
that was pretty funny I've seen alot of comedians use material like that u heard of Bill Engvole I probably didn't spell that name right but he does alot of jokes like stupid people should were signs so we don't have to rely on them and when someone does or sats somethin stupid he's like here's your sign lol. I wanna know what the hell u can do with a Japanese food processor? I know u can use a blender or a coffee girnder to break up your weed for a joint or to make hash maybe its somethin like that.
sepsl45677

Jun 28 @ 9:48AM  
The comment about the attorney's was dead on. That is THE reason for the disclaimer bullshit.
ynot7769

Jun 28 @ 10:22AM  
shy who cares if weeks or months ago it was posted its STILL funny as shit.....thanks babe..ummm btw..now you need to come here n help clean the coffee OFF my keyboard.....doors unlocked hun
MissMisty

Jun 28 @ 12:34PM  
Ashinatrix

Jun 28 @ 1:32PM  
jezzarae

Jun 28 @ 2:18PM  
very funny stuff.
shyblue003

Jun 28 @ 2:47PM  

thank you all very much for reading my blog i am glad you got a smile or a chuckle out of it .....
Shy

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