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posted 6/27/2007 10:27:09 AM |
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  Lisa46

A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite
blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection.

The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, "did you call for me?"The man replied, "No, what do you mean?"

She said, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she lead him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel eagerly pulled him to her and happily let himhave his way with her.

Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted. Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward him.

"Did you call for me?" asked the hairy man.
"No, what do you mean?" replied the newcomer.

You must be new." answered the hairy man, "It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily
spun him around, put him over a bench and had his way with the newcomer.

The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he was greeted by a smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she asked.

"Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee."

"But, Sir," she replied, "you've only been here a few hours. You haven't had a chance to see all our facilities."

"Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here."

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BigFlirt

Jun 27 @ 10:59AM  
that was funny....
tetons

Jun 27 @ 11:15AM  
oh lisa!!!
alybai42

Jun 27 @ 12:28PM  
Funny
NightOfOld

Jun 27 @ 12:56PM  


That was a good one.
sumdaysoon

Jun 27 @ 1:57PM  
31sunshine

Jun 27 @ 2:10PM  
This is great, thanks for the laugh today.
PRADA

Jun 27 @ 2:18PM  
love it
max49

Jun 27 @ 3:56PM  
Good one Lisa.
speednut

Jun 27 @ 8:45PM  
I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!!
Thick8forUn04

Jun 27 @ 10:47PM  
Oh damn thats funny,great one babe

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