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Four Worms and a lesson

posted 6/26/2007 8:11:29 PM |
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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.


So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine was setting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service --

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Ashinatrix

Jun 26 @ 8:14PM  
yeah......told this one to my grandma on father's day....didnt go over well since I'm fat, I drink, and I smoke.....she just shook her head
sumdaysoon

Jun 26 @ 8:21PM  
<----------worm-free.......well i do have one small one......
NachoBaby

Jun 26 @ 8:37PM  
Quick.. give me a smoke and a chocolate mojito!
NightOfOld

Jun 26 @ 9:58PM  


How true
BigFlirt

Jun 26 @ 10:10PM  
Gotta love maxine...
Ewe_Wish

Jun 26 @ 11:44PM  
Great Joke!!




Kudos to you!!
casuallylooking

Jun 27 @ 10:09AM  
Would dying in chocolate syrup really be all that bad of a way to go??

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