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IF THIS DOESN'T MAKE YOU LAUGH, YOU NEED HELP!

posted 6/26/2007 6:22:45 PM |
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  MissMisty

IF THIS DOESN'T MAKE YOU LAUGH, YOU NEED HELP!

A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime.

They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager.

As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, "Gee, she's fat!"

The mother bent down and whispered in the little boys ear to be quiet.

A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her butt is this wide!"

The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy.

The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.

After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line.

Just then, her pager began to emit a beep, beep, beep.

The little boy yells out, "Run for your life, she's backing up

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Ewe_Wish

Jun 26 @ 6:42PM  
That was funny and i needed a laugh today. Thanks MissMisty and you can have one of my very coveted kudos.
NightOfOld

Jun 26 @ 6:46PM  
free2spoilu

Jun 26 @ 7:01PM  
That was almost funny. Especialy since I have to carry apager...Kudo's kiddo!
sugarnspice005

Jun 26 @ 7:11PM  
SexyKeith

Jun 26 @ 9:10PM  
That was really funny
SexyKeith

Jun 26 @ 9:11PM  
That was really funny
TxDream

Jun 26 @ 9:55PM  
that is very funny
Argit01

Jun 27 @ 12:59AM  
max49

Jun 27 @ 8:05AM  

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