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Do-It-Yourself Security System!

posted 6/25/2007 9:07:30 PM |

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Sunshine79

How to Install Home Security System
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1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14 - 16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey: Bubba, Big Jim, Duke, Slim and I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour don’t mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

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BigFlirt

Jun 25 @ 9:13PM

i like that one....

Ashinatrix

Jun 25 @ 9:34PM

Got it covered

free2spoilu

Jun 25 @ 10:41PM

A 12 guage shotgun, A roll of duct tape & a piece of string works pretty good too.

baldbychoice2kx

Jun 25 @ 11:46PM

Be right back..I gotta go do some shoppin.

ksk72

Jun 26 @ 3:12AM

Thats to much advance warning I am not that nice. I just leave the doberman loose in the house and let her handle things

patrick2369

Jun 26 @ 8:11AM

I need a Do It Yourself security system.
Cute one, Sunshine79
Thanks for the laugh.

Thenewguy2957

Jun 26 @ 9:40AM

I heard of one guy who just attached an empty holster to his Harley when he went inside the bar.

ladybootscooter

Jun 26 @ 12:44PM

I love it!!

L769

Jun 28 @ 1:00AM

You got to throw a couple of Super X-Large condom packages out on the porch, too. Just in case.

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