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posted 6/25/2007 1:12:03 AM |
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  baldbychoice2kx

Bono, the lead singer of the band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.
He is playing a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland when he asks the audience for total quiet.
Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.
Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice with a broad Scottish accent, from near the front of the crowd, pierces the silence.............
"Well, fuckin stop doin it then!"

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jezzarae

Jun 25 @ 1:24AM  
geena

Jun 25 @ 1:31AM  
i know!!! why the fuck does he want people to die???




Ashinatrix

Jun 25 @ 9:01AM  
Hah!! Laughin' my livin' arse off!!
max49

Jun 25 @ 9:12AM  
LMAO...Makes sense to me.
jjhxjpb

Jun 25 @ 11:53AM  
ok, that was just wrong
Makemeeyurs

Jun 25 @ 1:50PM  
That was awesome! *snickers*

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