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An Irish Toast

posted 6/24/2007 2:28:45 PM |
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
me life, between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He
went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside
me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the
other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's
only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other
time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

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Jun 24 @ 2:47PM  
LMAO... That's a good one.

Jun 24 @ 3:05PM  

Jun 24 @ 3:14PM  

Here is my Irish toast.

A monkey's ass, in a looking a hell of a site to see.
But a whiskey glass, and a womans ass...made a horses ass of me.

Jun 24 @ 3:31PM  
is pullin you ears legal ......just asking

Jun 24 @ 3:37PM  

Jun 24 @ 3:42PM  
Hey Night been there and done that my friend LOL

Jun 24 @ 4:06PM  
is pullin you ears legal

um....isn't that how everyone holds their licker???

Jun 24 @ 4:32PM  
Who needs a toast! Let's just drink!

Jun 24 @ 4:41PM  
um....isn't that how everyone holds their licker???

''when in rome.... *grabs her ears....* do as the romans''

Jun 25 @ 12:09AM  

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