I thought this was absolutely adorable! How could I not share this. Not only did it make me laugh....but smile-inside and out!!  ENJOY!!
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My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He
> > asked me how old I was, and I told him, "62." He was quiet for a
> > moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"
> >
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> > After putting her grandchildren to bed for a sleepover, a grandmother
> > washed off her makeup, changed int o old slacks and a droopy blouse
> > and began to color her hair. As she heard the children getting more
> > and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. At last she stormed
> > into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she
> > left the room, she heard the three-year-old say in a trembling voice,
> > "Who was THAT?"
> >
> >
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> > -----
> > A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own
> > childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing
> > made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our
> > pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods." The little girl was
> > wide-eyed, taking this in. At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten
> > to know you sooner!"
> >
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> > My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know
> > how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo while I asked
> > , "No, how are we alike?" "You're both old," he replied.
> >
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> > A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather's word
> > processor. She told him she was writing a story. "What's it about?" he
> > asked. "I don't know," she replied. "I can't read."
> >
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> > I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I
> > decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it
> > was. She would tell me, and always she was correct. But it was fun for
> > me, so I continued. At last she headed for the door, saying sagely,
> > "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these
> > yourself!"
> >
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> > When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the
> > lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects.
> > Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did,
> > Billy whispered, "It's no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming
> > after us with flashlights."
> >
> > >-----------------------------------------------------------------------
> > -----
> > When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not
> > sure." "Look in your underwear, Grandma," he advised. "Mine says I'm
> > four to six."
> >
> >
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> > "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small
> > boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher
> > asked, "Do you know what pregnant means?" Sure," said the young boy
> > confidently. "It means carrying a child."
> >
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> > A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids
> > home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat
> > of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing
> > the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one
> > youngster. "No," said another, "he's just for good luck." A third
> > child brought the argument to a close: "No, they use the dogs to find
> > the fire hydrant."
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