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A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become
accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use Big People' words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo choo.

She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to
use "Big People' words."

She then asked little Alec what he had done. "I read a book," he

"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with
great pride, and said, "Winnie the SHIT."

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Jun 23 @ 9:01PM  
Well, he IS the shit!! I'm not afraid to say I love Winnie!!

Jun 23 @ 9:06PM  
yess a good one he he he winnie the shit ......i'm dying

Jun 23 @ 9:10PM  
Every now and then I have to pull out A.A. Milne and start reading again. There's just so much there.

Jun 23 @ 9:16PM  

Jun 23 @ 10:24PM  
OMG! I love it!!

Jun 24 @ 8:19AM  
gotta love the kiddies!!!

Jun 24 @ 9:11AM  

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