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How Rubber Gloves Are Made

posted 6/23/2007 12:28:35 PM |
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Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves you can remember this...

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous
so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't," she replied.
"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of
latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their
hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile........
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.........
"What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"

Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working.



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max49

Jun 23 @ 1:20PM  
LMAO... Good one sugar.
Ashinatrix

Jun 23 @ 2:21PM  
Seriously......your jokes are the best
regularguy354

Jun 23 @ 4:14PM  
LMAO! That's absolutely priceless, I'm stealing this one!
sydneyman

Jun 23 @ 6:20PM  
GOLD!
needsomenow789

Jun 23 @ 8:25PM  
Thanks for the smile, I really liked that

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