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Too much sex can be hazardous in blogging. lol

posted 6/22/2007 5:35:18 PM |
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  StraddleMyNose

I must take a page out of Larry's book and apologize to a lot of you. For a while now I haven't done a lot of sex blogs. I know most of you guys miss my kinky, crazy, horny blogs. There are a few people who know why I haven't done them like I used to all the time. Right now I'm going through a very difficult time, and the problem has gotten worse over the past few weeks. That problem I have is too much sex. It seems like I can't get worked up enough for my sexual blogs these days thanks to my special lady, Kim. Everynight she's sooo horny, and before ya know it she's having her way with me. See, it all starts out so innocently while watching a movie or show on tv, whether it's on cable, or on the premium channels. For the most part we get the movie or tv show watched before she jumps my bones and rides me till she cums on my cock 5 times like she did last night. Before she got on top of me though she rode my index finger and came twice on it, and yes, I thought that maybe she would be content with that. Foolish me to think that, she usually has to have much more. I know what BigFlirt is probably thinking right now after reading all this. Okay, I'm one of the luckiest men to have sex every night. But I also want to get a few sex blogs in every once in a while (when I'm horny I do the sex blogs and at my best with them). So guys, I apologize for slacking on them recently. So the question is, should Kim let up on me some, or should she continue having her way with me every night to where I can't blog a sex blog?

Btw, I may attempt to try one soon whether she lets up on me or not. It may suck, but at least I would have finally ended the drought.

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jim9562

Jun 22 @ 5:39PM  
totally understandable,,,,,,after a big meal ,,do you really feel like writing about food? i think not
wtxman

Jun 22 @ 5:43PM  
Apparenly you have a problem that most men wish and dream they had. Fuck the sex blogs,no I take that back,fuck Kim. We"ll live without your sex blogs but I don't know if Kim can live without your sex. Hang Ten and ride that wave for as long as you can.

This is the rest of us guys.
StraddleMyNose

Jun 22 @ 5:46PM  
You're right, Jim. Food is the last thing I would think of after eating. lol

Btw, about two weeks ago I finally tried a McDonalds straw on Kim (without the period being involved).
Ashinatrix

Jun 22 @ 5:50PM  
That problem I have is too much sex.
You go to hell !!!!!!! Go to hell right now!!!!
ladybootscooter

Jun 22 @ 5:54PM  
You can quit rubbing it in now Shawn! and BTW the straw, that was just TMI!!! The whole riding you and getting off a total of 7 times, that was ok, but the straw........didn't need to know!!!
Ashinatrix

Jun 22 @ 6:36PM  
Oh I stopped reading at "too much sex".........
ksk72

Jun 22 @ 6:41PM  
Oh yes poor poor Shawn getting all the sex he can handle and then some. Sorry folks but I am not letting up anytime soon so guess you will all have to deal with the non sexual blogs.
HRRRICKANE

Jun 22 @ 7:06PM  
whats a poor boy to DO !!!!!! go ahead rub it in.....
borty293

Jun 22 @ 8:10PM  
Oh you poor bastard...it must be very taxing on you...sex can be so cruel...I have only two words for you ...vitamin supplements
Ewe_Wish

Jun 22 @ 8:14PM  
Damn i wish i had your problems but this still isnt getting you into the weekly review.
alybai42

Jun 22 @ 10:19PM  
That is not the story I got from Kim today...On the phone.

She said she has to beg you for sex.


I have not seen her since her sex change operation. Voice sounds the same.

Stupid phone company can't get anything straight.

Only you two know what I am talking about. I think they blotched up the sex change operation. I hope she got a discount on that one.

Now for the real story..I just wish I knew what it was. Her jumping your ass all day long or you wishing..lol

ksk72

Jun 23 @ 1:30AM  
Yeah Aly so remind me not to get Time Warner phone service thanks to them I am now Mr Tim according to the caller ID

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Too much sex can be hazardous in blogging. lol