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Moral Dilemma

posted 6/22/2007 2:13:57 PM |
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  Lisa46

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading.

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered:

"I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think outside of the Box."

HOWEVER...

My answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.

God, I just love happy endings

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ladybootscooter

Jun 22 @ 2:18PM  
Giggl_Sprite

Jun 22 @ 2:20PM  
I can't talk right now....too busy laughing!
Ewe_Wish

Jun 22 @ 2:33PM  
WOW!! i now see a resemblance with you and Ynot. No wonder you two are the best of friends.
tetons

Jun 22 @ 2:36PM  
good one lisa. i came up with the first solution; was even a little proud of myself, for a second. one thing i do know; once you're back to telling jokes, things have finally calmed down on the site. thanks.
Dominus

Jun 22 @ 2:55PM  
How about...make a mental note not to buy such a ridiculous car with only two seats?
darthmaul

Jun 22 @ 2:57PM  
Hoooray, beer!
NightOfOld

Jun 22 @ 3:26PM  

good one
swyeter

Jun 22 @ 4:01PM  
Now you got me pondering if I would rather be the perfect partner or the old friend
lunanegra

Jun 22 @ 5:13PM  
My answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.

I mean it may sound cruel,but she's gonna die anyway,amiright?I figure if the friend was a true friend,they'd wait for me while I got railed by the guy of my dreams.Its just all in how you handle it. Was funny though.

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