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posted 6/22/2007 11:07:36 AM |
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With the warmer weather brown and grizzly bear activity is on the rise. Our conservation department is offering these safety tips to those that frequent our wooded areas. Please be aware of any bear activity in the areas in which you are camping or hiking. As bears are startled easily and can become violent when startled we ask that you wear small bells on your clothing. This will alert the bears of your approach in a friendlier safer manner. We also ask that you carry pepper spray in the event of an attack. If you are unsure of the actual bear activity in your area you may look for bear shit on the ground. Brown bear shit is mostly full of berries and squirrel fur, Grizzly bear shit is full of bells and smells like pepper spray.

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Jun 22 @ 11:12AM  

Jun 22 @ 11:23AM  
good one boots!!! I hear they like to box too!!!!!!!

Jun 22 @ 11:46AM  
Important safety tip:

You don't have to be run faster then the bear... you just have to be faster then the slowest member of your party

Jun 22 @ 11:55AM  
I'm part bear.

I was born with a bare ass.

Jun 22 @ 12:05PM  
Ok Mick does your shit have bells or berries in it???

Jun 22 @ 12:13PM  
Ladybootscooter: What a wonderful Public Service Announcement, especially with everyone going camping now. I came across a bear attack video that thought you might use in these public service announcements.

Bear Attack

Kudos to you sweetie.


Jun 22 @ 1:37PM  
You just have to know how to deal with the bear.

How To Kick A Bear's Arsh

Then again if it's a female bear you may be shitz outta luck.


Jun 22 @ 3:02PM  
Lady that was to cute

Jun 22 @ 5:34PM  
How To Kick A Bear's Arsh would be in your best interest to read others' comments before you post your own


Jun 22 @ 6:16PM  
Yeah but it's fun this way, they can see the bear get kicked twice!!!

Jun 22 @ 10:53PM  
Well boots, I can inform everyone I no longer swallow bells, as they always made a funny sound when I was walking.

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