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Bear Warnings posted 6/22/2007 11:07:36 AM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: joke   ladybootscooter With the warmer weather brown and grizzly bear activity is on the rise. Our conservation department is offering these safety tips to those that frequent our wooded areas. Please be aware of any bear activity in the areas in which you are camping or hiking. As bears are startled easily and can become violent when startled we ask that you wear small bells on your clothing. This will alert the bears of your approach in a friendlier safer manner. We also ask that you carry pepper spray in the event of an attack. If you are unsure of the actual bear activity in your area you may look for bear shit on the ground. Brown bear shit is mostly full of berries and squirrel fur, Grizzly bear shit is full of bells and smells like pepper spray. Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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PrincessKissy	Jun 22 @ 11:12AM
Ashinatrix	Jun 22 @ 11:23AM
	good one boots!!! I hear they like to box too!!!!!!!
GryGoast	Jun 22 @ 11:46AM
	Important safety tip: You don't have to be run faster then the bear... you just have to be faster then the slowest member of your party
buatbu	Jun 22 @ 11:55AM
	Boot. I'm part bear. I was born with a bare ass.
ladybootscooter	Jun 22 @ 12:05PM
	Ok Mick does your shit have bells or berries in it???
Ewe_Wish	Jun 22 @ 12:13PM
	Ladybootscooter: What a wonderful Public Service Announcement, especially with everyone going camping now. I came across a bear attack video that thought you might use in these public service announcements. Bear Attack Kudos to you sweetie.
swyeter	Jun 22 @ 1:37PM
	You just have to know how to deal with the bear. How To Kick A Bear's Arsh Then again if it's a female bear you may be shitz outta luck.
maggiemae1969	Jun 22 @ 3:02PM
	Lady that was to cute
Ashinatrix	Jun 22 @ 5:34PM
	How To Kick A Bear's Arsh .....it would be in your best interest to read others' comments before you post your own
ladybootscooter	Jun 22 @ 6:16PM
	Yeah but it's fun this way, they can see the bear get kicked twice!!!
LilGriz	Jun 22 @ 10:53PM
	Well boots, I can inform everyone I no longer swallow bells, as they always made a funny sound when I was walking.